Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman
"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"
by tric565 January 18, 2007
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