If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.