A geek that prefers to hibernate but is unable to do so because of its insomnia. It spends most of its time playing vidoe games and dabbing ironically. Actually, the line between ironically and unironically is rather blurry.
“Halvar, stop dabbing”.
YEET!” The Halvar in the room starts dabbing profusely.
by MichinMaole October 21, 2018
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A person that almost exclusively masturbates to cartoon women, preferably underage ones. Often refereed to as a Loli Loving Autist that browses /jp all day. Most of them have at least ten folders filled to the brim with CP.
Halvar: Did you see that juicy Loli thread on /h?
Halvar: I got a lot of new pictures for my Loli folder out of that one.
Halvar: I'm going to have a jolly good time with My Waifu Cocolo tonight xD
Non Autist: Gross, fucking Pedo.
Halvar: It's just Hentai, It's not real!
Halvar: I don't actually go out patrolling the streets at night looking for children to molest, HeHe.
Non Autist: Jesus Christ! get away from me you creep.
by AutismIsMyForte August 11, 2016
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