When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.
Jeremy is Hallmark hot.
by scarletmay13 December 26, 2018
When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition
Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.
by DKhighlight November 28, 2013
House Arrest: I feel like you don't care for me when you don't cook meth...
Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!
Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!
by Chris killer November 1, 2016
Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
by EZlikesundaymorning May 29, 2021
Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.
by n0t_Ash December 31, 2022
The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.
OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!
by fizzman457 November 1, 2015