a shop employing only retards with minimal background knowlage and paying minimum wage
" im getting a job at halfords so that in 40 years ill be able to afford that ford focus "
by Chav Hunter1 August 07, 2006
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Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!
Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.
by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006
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The Metal God

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Rob Halford is the Metal God
by Kelly April 21, 2005
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UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.
Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...
by Crivens April 21, 2005
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Lead singer of the band Judas Priest. Had a band called Fight for a couple of albums (and they still kick major ass). II was something of a departure from the format of music he plays; too techno for moi. That doesn't change the fact that he can scream like a pissed off demon.
Rob Halford can scream your whimpering ass into a corner.
by warpig9761 May 03, 2007
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Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.
"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005
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