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Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A Hobbit, a fantasy creature half as tall as a man, with furry feet and a big appetite.
Call it a halfling, or the Tolkienistas will sue us.
by Jim Gettman October 29, 2006
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A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
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1. Someone who is biracial.
2. Someone who is only "half" of what they say they are.
Examples of "Halfling" are: A half black/half white person. A person who acts tough but is wimpy at times.
by A. Vega November 10, 2006
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A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white
Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling
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A short creature ranging from 3'6" and 4'6" that are most commonly thieves in the game of dnd. They also make good merchants, diplomats, and assassins. Viewed by most as weak and useless, yet they are quite powerful. And it honestly is not a full party without it.
My halfling has assassinated more men then you can count
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