A person of half Mexican blood and half somethin else. As in most cases when people of different ethnicities procreate, Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a bangin' booty and hott complexion.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The term half Mexican doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican it can mean Spaniard or Honduran or Guatemalan Etc. etc. it’s almost just a universal word for a Hispanic descendant Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a large penis

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.