A haley is a nice girl with a beautiful name, a name that resembles true beauty. The most amazing girl that any guy could have. She has an amazing heart and a amazing body. She is so nice and beautiful, no matter what she does it always compliments her true beauty. She has an amazingly beautiful face and you just cant help but want to hug her as soon as you see her. She has a heart of gold is the most that any guy could ever ask for. She may put her self down a lot but she does not see how every body else looks at her . When you see her your heart will skip a beat and you may experience somewhat of a shock for seeing such a beautiful sight. Her eyes have a certain sparkle in them that cant stop you from looking at her. She is the most special girl that any guy could ever have and if you ever get a chance to even talk to a haley, take it because if you don't then you will miss out on meeting the most beautiful and amazing girl you have ever seen.
by gbaby16 May 15, 2014
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
A Haley is a very sweet, outgoing, loving, gentle, great person with a heart of gold.Haleys have beautiful eye's that will melt you completely! You will get lost looking into them. They always have and wear a stunning smile. Haleys do not take shit from anyone. They are very outspoken people who stand up for that they believe in. A Haley hardly ever meets a stranger. They are by far the eaisest people on the planet to talk to. A haley is very respectful. Aslo, the most undserstanding of people. They tend to have huge hearts, not for just people, but animals too. The most beautiful of all people. If you're looking for a laugh, or good friend you need to find a Haley. They know many people, but only a few close people they will call a friend. They put family and the ones they love above everything. You will easily fall in love with a Haley. Haleys usually date men that name start with a D (its just a haley thing) The men they date usually have a "bad boy" reputation, but with a Haleys non partying, respectable, caring, loving, honest ways and most unique personalty make a bad boy forget his past and want to change for the better. A true Haley will refuse to be walked over, but if she loves you, she'll forgive and forget almost everytime. Although, Haleys do have this loving and forgiving heart when they are fed up you don't have a chance to change their mind. Haleys have a temper that will leave you questioning your own exsistance. (Do not make them mad)
Chris: you see that girl?
Ryan: yah?
Chris: she's totally a haley and totally mine.
Britt: Omg that girl just went haley on you!!!
Ryan: yah?
Chris: she's totally a haley and totally mine.
Britt: Omg that girl just went haley on you!!!
by yeahthatgirl22 July 11, 2014
a sweet, kind girl that will always care for you . but she has a darkside only if she chooses to show it . she is beautiful and amazing and will never say anything about you behind your back . she may look mean at first but once you get to know her she is the sweetest thing ever and you wont want her to leave your life . she is like the other half to you . and you cant forget she has bomb style !
by breezy<3 June 26, 2011
Haley is the name of a girl (or a boy if your parents rolled that way) that is down to earth and wants to make others smile. Someone with the name Haley knows self sacrifice, heartbreak, and a longing to be near the people who matter most. Although their are some down sides, because the name haley means down to dart that means people will take advantage of your friendship, so be careful; someone you thought was your BFFL could be your next enemy. Someone with the name Haley is extremely nice, considerate, and of course sexy. A Haley might even be stubborn and strong willed, also a animal lover!
by TheDayDreamer December 15, 2014
A strange child; usually known for her extreme humor or making people laugh. A beautiful person in a new way that no one has seen before; very pretty eyes. Fantastic lover, but lacking in one of her "woman necessites". Can't stay focused for a long period of time. Usually has a variety of really weird laughs. Great at sports, and very athletic. Tends to name inanimate objects by weird names. A man's dream!
by haleythebatman April 12, 2011
Haley is one of the nicest people you will ever hope to meet, shes beautiful and is always there for you. Oh, and if you bring her a monster, she'll be very thankful haha. She's the craziest girl in the world only when she wants to be and is otherwise shy. She's soo funny and im glad shes in my life! All in all, youll never meet a girl like her.
Love ya haley!
Love ya haley!
by i dont know what to write September 12, 2011
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