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Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.
It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.
It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!
Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.
It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!
Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
by usmanali March 13, 2010
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
3
A multitalented genius, Honest, and caring and incredibly intelligent. Easygoing and carefree, he goes scot-free outta every situation by the sheer use of his tongue.
If you ever meet one on the way, make sure you become his friend, cuz he is a kind of person who dies for his friends
If you ever meet one on the way, make sure you become his friend, cuz he is a kind of person who dies for his friends
Haleem is a good guy
by The undercover king July 21, 2020
4
Very Skinny and Crazy. Has Braces and acts like a crazy boy. Twerks with his back and acts a fool 24/7. Always tryna fight someone when he knows he can't beat them.
by SMARTGIRLY675 September 23, 2018
5
Haleem a bitch who talk all shit to people but can’t fight. Haleem is a type a guy who’s think they all that but inside he’s the biggest bitch around. By the way he got beat up before.
by TheEasyPartGaols August 04, 2020