by Shahid Hussain June 20, 2007
a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
by ka-jay-jay July 22, 2008
Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.
X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”
by Lindadinda April 30, 2019
'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.
Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!
Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!
Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!
Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!
Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates
by jammerofslough March 18, 2011
1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".
Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."
Sammy- "Who's?"
Steve- "Oh, you know."
Joe- "Krystal's."
Kevin- "HALAL"
Sammy- "Who's?"
Steve- "Oh, you know."
Joe- "Krystal's."
Kevin- "HALAL"
by kebonggg July 07, 2010