1. Any REAL pussy.
2. Any non-haram virgin muslim pussy.
3. Any clean, non-aids infested, with rose petals and shit, sterile pussy.
1. Yo, that shit was some halal pussy son.
2. Yo, that bitch is straight up some halal pussy son. Shit was wirgin tight.
3. I fucked some bitch last night that was some halal pussy. Word.
by sand_nigga January 23, 2005
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(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.
Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|
by Kn-og November 26, 2009
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Not having physical contact using Ramazan as an excuse, but having secret boyfriends and lying to your parents to meet them during ramazan.
Aisha is suffering from halal syndrome again. I wonder when she is going to come clean wit her parents.
by Twiggister March 27, 2018
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An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.
Addryen: hey, do you know what happened to Daniele halal?
ToeEater: no but I wanna fuck him rn
by Cima XVII March 08, 2021
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Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings
Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!
by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009
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Jeune musulman qui marit une femme que pour la ken et puis la divorce quand ses besoins sexuels sont satisfaient.
Fille: Il ma marié, ken et divorcé!!
Autre fille: Ahh ouaii c’est un fuckboy halal.
by Simbamazing January 07, 2019
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