Hal is a good Christian guy who doesn’t leave his girlfriend and loves to hang with the boys

Most gullible cunt out there

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

To be addicted to FUNK-A-HAL
Drinks of the FUNK-A-GODS and MUTH3R FUNK3R

a gal with some manly characteristic, for example a lot of arm hair or a very strong jaw, generally undoable