Girl: Oh my god, you are so stupid.
Guy: Don't be haitian
Guy 1: Dude, your cat has a flabby butthole
Guy 2: Don't be haitian on my cat
Guy: Don't be haitian
Guy 1: Dude, your cat has a flabby butthole
Guy 2: Don't be haitian on my cat
by jb1232 April 22, 2009
When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.
Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."
by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009
Yo you smell like shit here *hands friend a bottle of hand sanitizer* wash yourself. A great example of a Haitian shower
by Concussed Solja May 20, 2010
The act of dousing a used car tire with gasoline, placing it on a human being and setting it ablaze. Usually, the victim has his/her hands tied behind his/her back first, making it impossible to break loose.
During a riot some poor people received a Haitian Necklace.
by Jamon Jamon April 27, 2007
Haitian food is a type of food that is nasty in appearance, smell and taste. You don't want to eat it unless you want to go to the bathroom ten minutes later.
by OnlyspeakFacts January 27, 2017
They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
by Widney Coma August 31, 2019
They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

