When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.