An Endearing title to give to a loved one, which defines the person as abnormally hairy, usually describing sexual body parts
Person 1 enters the house...
Person 2: "Oh hey honey, hows work?"
Person 1: "Ah, it was fine, still hoping for a raise.."
Person 2: "Dont worry my Hairy Pumpkin, maybe i could give you a raise.."
Person 1: "What? What did you just say?"
Person 2: "Nevermind.."
Person 2: "Oh hey honey, hows work?"
Person 1: "Ah, it was fine, still hoping for a raise.."
Person 2: "Dont worry my Hairy Pumpkin, maybe i could give you a raise.."
Person 1: "What? What did you just say?"
Person 2: "Nevermind.."
by David The Dalek June 29, 2021