a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
by luckybever December 01, 2009
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a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs
"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"
by whatsupdude13 February 15, 2009
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Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
by Thesauceboss89 August 21, 2011
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"Atikin's" real name. "Akitin" is a girl with 2 followers on Spotify. She has a brother and likes loona bingus.
"Oh, look. It's Atikin!"
"Who the heck is Atikin?"
"Atikin? You don't know Atikin?"
"No, I only know Niktoea Hairball"
by rryuzakki July 15, 2021
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When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.
After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).
by Arcturan May 27, 2011
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An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.
The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.
by thePenciler March 14, 2015
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When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.
“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”
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