A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.
by Beaver Dawg1234 January 29, 2018
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The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse
Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair
by Dave Budd September 16, 2007
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The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
by delicatetulip April 26, 2012
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ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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