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Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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