Hainesport is a crappy town where most of the kids who live here are white people who think they're cool and act as gangsters. The students in Hainesport School are smarter than the teachers. (Well Most.) If you want to move to a quiet town I suggest you don't go here.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.