OMG it’s the hail dented my car.

You look like a hail apex

You- Oh look at those hail bays!!!
Person- You mean hay bails...?
You- Leave me and my dyslexia be...

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

Man Jeremy is hailed how it possible to be that stupid

"Damn Hannah, let's go hailing bay this weekend." "I'll meet you at my farm, 8pm"