The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.
Dumb Person: HAY GUYS!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up.
by AuntieTATA August 24, 2005
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that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays
smokin' on haaaayyyy in the middle of the bar..... - crucial conflict
by King Nicky July 16, 2003
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Husein's gay way of saying hi
Husein: hai
Person1: hi *omg ur so gay*
by -PoLiTiCaLLy--iNcOrrEcT January 13, 2005
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1. n. A form of "Hi," used predominantly on the internet.

2. Pn. A kid in my gym class.
"Jake?"
"Here."
"Hai?"
"Hello, how are you?"
by jakeftw! January 9, 2009
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me: hai
person: wtf did you just say
by llapis May 20, 2021
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