Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.
Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
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The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear
Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"

Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"
by Swagger 69 May 07, 2012
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Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.
That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.
by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004
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Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred
Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"

Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"

Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"

Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"

Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"
by David Lehmann aka (Lemming) December 08, 2003
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More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting
Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair
by Melecky May 19, 2003
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Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009
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An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.
Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?
by Wye Boy January 25, 2008
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