Urban Dictionary: Haggie

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

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An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 11, 2018

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A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina

Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis

by Herpesbacon April 06, 2017

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The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y May 20, 2018

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A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 20, 2018

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The act of completely bailing, on friends or otherwise.

1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!

2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.

by mullet09 July 19, 2009

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Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

by THEBIGVEE March 03, 2015

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