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An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.
"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West
by JM December 16, 2004
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Acronym for "Have a Great Summer" used by people who still want to write in your yearbook despite the fact that they don't actually know you well enough to say anything personal.
"HAGS! -Sara"

"Man, I just got hagged by this stupid bitch I barely know. I regret letting her sign my yearbook."
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A single female that has a gay, male best friend. Source: Will and Grace
Hag number 23 you are gonna have to control your homo.
by Vicky November 15, 2004
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Hag:

A rabid Jennifer Aniston fan or Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt hater.

Also called a Chin Hag.
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by HagsRUs December 08, 2006
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A mean, spiteful old woman that likes to constantly reprimand/torture the younger portion of the human race. Usually associated with witches and strict librarians.
"That old hag kicked me out just 'cause I was talking to Johnny about my project!"
by The Eavesdropper February 18, 2008
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