Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
by Fetus_Juicer October 09, 2011
A straight guy who has a gay guy as a friend, and who has no problem with going to gay bars. Like a Fag Hag only male.
by Jon Dawson March 22, 2007
an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.
Ms. Reese is a great example of an old hag, since she hates children, yet continues to teach at her crappy New Jersey school. She's like 90,000 years old and has krusty the clown hair. She enjoys making people cry. she is evil!!!
by spaghettieater February 07, 2010
A female of indeterminate age who expresses a determined and voluble preference for Pit Bull type dogs, rather than her fellow humans. A Pit hag is usually either a young woman without children, or an older woman whose children have left home. Denied appropriate objects of maternal affections, these women focus on a type of dog that appears to need 'protecting' from media attention when they maul or kill someone (which they do rather often).
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
by MixMaster Bogart September 06, 2016
Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.
by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018
Man, have you seen Veronica's tramp stamp lately? That shit is saggin' and it's now a straight up hag tag.
by Seattle2Tacoma August 21, 2008
A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.
by monkey40 July 25, 2009