A Thanksgiving-themed term, to "hack the turkey" loosely means to sodomize a woman in the doggy-style position... that is, from behind.
Though the origin of this turn of phrase is unknown, and only loosely referenced in Christopher Columbus' personal journal (and sparsely peppered in various literature from the Pilgrims), the description of the woman's labia smashing up against and greasing the man's testicles explains how "having the turkey" makes sense, with the mangled nature of the genitals resembling a turkey's neck, and the anal queefs sounding not unlike a gobble.
Though the origin of this turn of phrase is unknown, and only loosely referenced in Christopher Columbus' personal journal (and sparsely peppered in various literature from the Pilgrims), the description of the woman's labia smashing up against and greasing the man's testicles explains how "having the turkey" makes sense, with the mangled nature of the genitals resembling a turkey's neck, and the anal queefs sounding not unlike a gobble.
Joe: Tom, your girlfriend made quite the Thanksgiving feast! She must be EXHAUSTED.
Tom: She sure is! But we still have to hack the turkey once she's done with the dishes.
Joe: I would expect nothing less. Gobble gobble gobble!
Tom smoking a gentleman's pipe: Indeed.
Tom: She sure is! But we still have to hack the turkey once she's done with the dishes.
Joe: I would expect nothing less. Gobble gobble gobble!
Tom smoking a gentleman's pipe: Indeed.
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A Thanksgiving-themed term, to "hack the turkey" loosely means to sodomize a woman in the doggy-style position... that is, from behind.
Though the origin of this turn of phrase is unknown, and only loosely referenced in Christopher Columbus' personal journal (and sparsely peppered in various literature from the Pilgrims), the description of the woman's labia smashing up against and greasing the man's testicles explains how "having the turkey" makes sense, with the mangled nature of the genitals resembling a turkey's neck, and the anal queefs sounding not unlike a gobble.
Though the origin of this turn of phrase is unknown, and only loosely referenced in Christopher Columbus' personal journal (and sparsely peppered in various literature from the Pilgrims), the description of the woman's labia smashing up against and greasing the man's testicles explains how "having the turkey" makes sense, with the mangled nature of the genitals resembling a turkey's neck, and the anal queefs sounding not unlike a gobble.
Joe: Tom, your girlfriend made quite the Thanksgiving feast! She must be EXHAUSTED.
Tom: She sure is! But we still have to hack the turkey once she's done with the dishes.
Joe: I would expect nothing less. Gobble gobble gobble!
Tom smoking a gentleman's pipe: Indeed.
Tom: She sure is! But we still have to hack the turkey once she's done with the dishes.
Joe: I would expect nothing less. Gobble gobble gobble!
Tom smoking a gentleman's pipe: Indeed.
by Gentleman Dick November 26, 2020
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