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Happy Wife, Happy Life
A subtle way to utilize the end-all excuse of not wanting to do something, or explicitly needing to do something to satisfy the wife. Typically used as text in digital environments informally following a statement.
Man, I gotta be home by 4 AM or the Mrs. will crawl in my ass and die tomorrow. You know, HWHL!

Brah I gotta bail on the drop tonight. HWHL
by Blumpkin Spice Latte August 26, 2019
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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