*unexpectedly comes across a seemingly lifelike rodent* “HUUUUZZZZH”

“I actually quite enjoy my abusive relationship with alcohol.” ...response: “..hUzZH😳”

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak