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HTF can be used if referring to:

1.) How the fuck

2.) Happy Tree Friends

3.) Hard to find (Ebay users)

Or the not commonly used:

4.) Hand to forehead
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1 HTF did that happen?!

2 Lmao HTF is really funny but gory.

3 Wow that item is so HTF!

4 Oh my god, why did you even do that...HTF
by DjAshu July 14, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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HTF do you expect to pull that off?
by Linguica November 07, 2002
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A rare condition that occurs in one out of 1000 men, especially early teens. Htfs stands for “Horny Twenty-Four Seven”, and runs throughout a family. Only cure known so far is Pre-marital sex.
That guy is tweakin out, I think he has htfs, he hasn’t had sex in 3 months and doesn’t know how to act
by @josethelucifer November 30, 2019
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"Ha, that's funny." An alternate of LOL, which is used to distinguish something that is marginally funny from something that is actually worthy of laughing out loud.
DJL: "Why did the elephant eat the candle?"

ASJ: "Why?!"

DJL: "Because he wanted a light snack!"

ASJ: "HTF."
by Meesh Capisci May 22, 2010
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For Ebay users means "hard to find", abbreviation used to save space.
"RARE 1823 ROMAN LITHOGRAPH HTF ORIGINAL ANTIQUE PRINT"
by Zeb Khan August 20, 2008
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