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Acronym for Hoes These Days. A parody of the phrase, "Kids these days," and is used in a similar fashion to the original phrase.

HTD is a common immediate remark in response to learning something about a particular ho (or hoes) that directly defines them as a ho.

Rather than being slander against hoes, HTD is more often a phrase that accepts that hoes will be hoes and that we are powerless to change them.
HTD can be used as a direct diss but it's considered bad form since it's more elegant to just call a ho a ho.
Ho: "I didn't cheat... it was only a blowjob!"
Non-ho: *smacks ho* "Damn HTD..."

Ho: "Sorry, I ate all your chicken."
Non-ho: *sigh* "HTD..."
by DJ Totoro January 15, 2006
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A Hug Transmitted Disease; an illness that can be caught in the simple act of hugging someone
Person 1: Dude, you don't look so good.
Person 2: Yeah, I got an HTD from my girlfriend.
Person 1: That sucks! Don't give it to me!
by KalikaB May 16, 2011
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Halo
Til
Dawn

The #1 pro halo 3 clan on Xbox live
We just got our ass kicked by HTD
You really think you can beat HTD
by HTD Spark February 21, 2009
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hannah transmitted diseases. you get them by touching her. or her stroking you. jonathan has many of them. so do all the people with the initials BH.
I got htds from hooking up with hannah.
by ajcl May 20, 2008
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Hoes These Days; used my males in disgust at how women of generation "Y" are mostly manipulative sluts
A: Man that bitch cheated on me!
B: HTD man HTD
by More Man Enough January 13, 2006
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