HP is where you mix marijuana and tabaco together and hit it from a bong.

Company Hewlett Packard; full of employees that will have a tendency to sell you the plague in software or hardware form.

Some guys name themselves HP in the meaning of huge penis when in fact the real meaning is hypothetical excuse for a penis !

These guys are just so weird that they get off by their girl friends calling them “daddy” . They just love fathers!

The abbreviation for "Human Playback", which is a setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it.

HP can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of HP styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.

Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.

hand phone. Common in south Asia for what North Americans call a cell phone.

HP - Hewlett Packard.
Formerly one of the best electronic test equipment companies in the world, now a crappy computer company.