by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017
When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.
by Hairybastard February 19, 2010
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 27, 2010
1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).
by Googie Whithers June 27, 2010
1. Shear extreme surprise.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
by Mirthmanx December 15, 2010
A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010
A slang made by the Angry Video Game Nerd. It's a more powerful, and comical way of saying "What the hell." It can be used by someone other than the Nerd to show their confusion and frustration of something.
Originally, the story of Dragonball starts with Goku, a kid living in the woods all by himself, but in Dragonball Evolution, Goku starts his adventure as a teenager at high school! What in the holy mother of ass is that all about?!
by Hillstar December 17, 2009