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"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."
by Jerah Benven February 02, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky
"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."
by High Life AP April 18, 2005
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During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"

Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"
by madrascaldavid December 29, 2009
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This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
by Velvet Ferret January 06, 2021
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A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury
"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink"
"What a hole-in-one"
by orgabulator June 03, 2004
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When ejcaculating while laying on your back, and the sperm lands inside the belly button
Oh damn dude, I was nutting this morning and hit a hole in one!!
by Littlewillywonka March 15, 2019
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