The audible reaction one makes when stepping into the shower only to discover that the H2O flowing from the spout is at an unusually high temperature.
*Steps into hot shower, immediately singing skin* “HOIT!”
by hoylarone January 18, 2019
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Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.
Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.
by Fastball35 October 31, 2011
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A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.
"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"
by EhhE1122 November 21, 2010
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The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.
(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!
by eagerbeaver31 December 06, 2008
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When my English teacher gave us a five page essay for homework all I could do was look at my friend and say, "HOIT!!!"
by Stacy L. October 05, 2006
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A retarded way of saying hot, refering to the beauty of a woman.
holeeeeee she's hoit!
by Mi7ch March 02, 2005
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