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A sex pose where the man is in the bridge position will the girl pulls his hair and rides him whilst screaming hog rider waving around a hammer
Man: baby let us hog rider
Women: get ready

Man: yes!!!
Women: HOG RIDER!!!!!
by Dickmunch3r February 27, 2018
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A person who asks you to play callofduty via direct message in a relentless fashion, never ceasing regardless of wether they are replied to or ignored. These people many times also can be a "creddy" and/or credit sponsor
"Winivity is a fatass hogrider who lives in the desert, he fuckin sucks."

"This hogrider winivity keeps riding my dick but I will never play with him"

"Winivity is a hogrider only time I ever play with him is if he creddies me"
by Winivity is a fatass August 28, 2017
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A female that likes to have sex with a man with a big penis.
That hog rider has to have meat curtains!
by InkSlammer22 September 18, 2016
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"Hog rider" a man or woman who used to fuck with fat people.
Margaret: last night i slept with that fat guy.

Margaret's mother: you such a "hog rider"
by The Gary May 11, 2019
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