Urban Dictionary: HOD

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Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.

Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.

by Koltov&Hordie May 12, 2013

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May 1 Word of the Day

pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

by A7sa July 03, 2019

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North eastern english for many, lots, loads, a lot, ect...

I just ate hods of chocolate.

by toasteee November 03, 2008

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Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)

Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock

by jerkinnn9inches December 11, 2010

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Man the jerk is a real hod... ha’d

by Hod master January 06, 2018

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head on demand (oral sex when requested )

H.o.d. is essential for a good relationship

by Sametris Landers/Laquisha Jefferson June 05, 2005

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abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone

Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!

by Dingledine A102 2014 November 02, 2010

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