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Stands for the "Human Netflix and Chill Virus". It's a unique disease that occurs only when having sex with someone while having Netflix in the background. The Netflix movie releases particles into your sex hormones in your body which causes you to just want more of it. Fortunately, if you were to engage intercourse with someone with this disease, it cannot be passed on unless if Netflix is in the background. And 99.420% of the time, they'll do everything they can to get Netflix in the background. Some side effect may include the following:
- Forcing your sex organisms in your body to want even more sex even against your will. This means that you end up doing Netflix and Chill at least 10 times a day.
- Attacks your immune system, which does nothing because it gives you immunity to every disease including HIV, HPV, and herpes. You also never age.
- A never-ending boner
- Creates a sent that wires the brains of girls to pursue you within a 4 mile radius
This can only happen by watching Netflix and engaging intercourse with Netflix in the background. Watching any similar software while having intercourse is a solution to prevent the STD. Watching Netflix without intercourse is another way to avoid this STD. Once you have it, it cannot be cured. We've tested every single element combination from the periodic table ever possible and not one of them cures HNCV.
- Forcing your sex organisms in your body to want even more sex even against your will. This means that you end up doing Netflix and Chill at least 10 times a day.
- Attacks your immune system, which does nothing because it gives you immunity to every disease including HIV, HPV, and herpes. You also never age.
- A never-ending boner
- Creates a sent that wires the brains of girls to pursue you within a 4 mile radius
This can only happen by watching Netflix and engaging intercourse with Netflix in the background. Watching any similar software while having intercourse is a solution to prevent the STD. Watching Netflix without intercourse is another way to avoid this STD. Once you have it, it cannot be cured. We've tested every single element combination from the periodic table ever possible and not one of them cures HNCV.
Boy: "Let's Netflix and Chill!"
Girl: "But we might get the hncv virus"
Boy: "Pfffff. That's a myth, lets do it"
Girl: "As long as you say so :)"
*1 hour, 45 minutes later, another girl starts knocking the door for some.
*Boy lets her in to join the action.
*The event becomes endless.
Girl: "But we might get the hncv virus"
Boy: "Pfffff. That's a myth, lets do it"
Girl: "As long as you say so :)"
*1 hour, 45 minutes later, another girl starts knocking the door for some.
*Boy lets her in to join the action.
*The event becomes endless.
by Well now you know. September 14, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011