Urban Dictionary: HLS

Girl: Just the other day i had some HLS with my girlfriend.

by krassalex August 27, 2005

Hook, line, and sinker. A fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.

The sheeple are falling for the media's lies hls.

I told Jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)

by rca April 30, 2013

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Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008

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Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008

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Acronym for "Hillary Loves Sucking". Maybe she perfected the art of it from Monica?

You suppose that Hillary will become a true HLS if she ever gets to be president(I'm sure that would help her get what she wants)?

by Panchoman December 01, 2006

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Half-Life Security...
double duh

HLS is the number one clan in CAL.

by BOYO November 16, 2004

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