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Abbreviation for Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Jesus!

A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
HJFJ that hippie just ate shit off his bike face first into that fountain!

HJFJ I overslept for my exam!

HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
by The Great Bandito April 16, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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