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This is a more splendid subgroup of the "lol" text message phenomena. It directly means "Holy Fuck That Was Funny" and actually triggers 17X the number of neurons in the brain while typing compared to "lol."
Brenda-So I was down on the beach today and Todd said he liked my jeans, that they were the sexiest thing he'd ever seen....i didn't tell him they were his!!
Carrie-HFTWF!!!
Carrie-HFTWF!!!
by Jesse "Murdock" Warren January 17, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018