Happy Fucking Friday!

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

How Fucking Fascinating.
A phrase filled with a fuckton of sarcasm.

Human fart factory

Hot From Faraway. When you see a girl from faraway and she looks hot, but as you get a closer look, you realize she is hit.

Holy Fucking Fuck!

Horny freaky fuck