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chat room chatter #1: hey everyone it's friday
chat room chatter #2: HFF
chat room chatter #3: TGIF
chat room chatter #4: TGIFF
chat room chatter #5: tgipd
chat room chatter #6: TGIMFF
by blast0 February 17, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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How Fucking Fascinating.
A phrase filled with a fuckton of sarcasm.
Friend: I just dreamt of a guy and I making out.
You: HFF. TELL ME MORE.
by hffman March 16, 2011
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Hot From Faraway. When you see a girl from faraway and she looks hot, but as you get a closer look, you realize she is hit.
Dude, that girl is so hot.

No she's not. Just wait and you'll see she's a total HFF.

Oh, now I see.
by alex November 30, 2006
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