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Hard Ass Mother fucker. More bad ass then going HAM
"Bro you just went ham on there ass". "No bro, I just went HAMF!"
by Scraps4 March 21, 2012
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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person A : " duuuuuude"
person b: "whaaaat man?"
person A: " i am one HAMF"
person B: "what the fuck is that?"
Person A: "ONE HIGH ASS MOTHER FUCKER"
by KAJERSTEN December 09, 2008
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acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
I need to get back home to sea level 'cause these HAMFs in Colorado are tearing a hole in my underwear.
by brentm July 29, 2009
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Haul Ass Mother Fucker

A word used to indicate that rapid travel is required.
Dude! You just pissed on a police car. Let's HAMF!

You: We're gonna be late if you don't hurry up.
Me: I'm ready, let's HAMF!
by AJ01 November 11, 2007
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Hungry Ass Mother Fucker (akin to BAMF for badass motherfucker)
Al: Give me some gum right now!
Brian: Ok ok, don't be such a HAMF!
by TheMan2008 December 09, 2006
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