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High Maintenance Female...any woman, not girl, that is high maintenance. she takes a great deal out of anyone who she accumpanys.
~source-Whitney R.
~source-Whitney R.
god damn she is an H.M.F.
by the one letter guy March 28, 2005
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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HMFS (Holy Mother Fucking Shit)
definition - Of Utmost importance or dramatized way of stating a point
definition - Of Utmost importance or dramatized way of stating a point
by Vomit Club January 22, 2016
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Micheal Jackson's status on facebook: i wish we could send smell through internet
fan comment: HMF ?:/
fan comment: HMF ?:/
by ales friend from facebbok July 11, 2009