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High Maintenance Female...any woman, not girl, that is high maintenance. she takes a great deal out of anyone who she accumpanys.

~source-Whitney R.
god damn she is an H.M.F.
by the one letter guy March 28, 2005
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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"Holy mothafuckin' shit" State of extreme shock.
"HMFS, I can't believe she said that to you!!"
by Chrmingrl December 22, 2006
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Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.

Used as an acronym for a state of extreme shock
'HMFS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HOOKED UP!"
by Lalagurrrrl January 02, 2011
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HMFS (Holy Mother Fucking Shit)
definition - Of Utmost importance or dramatized way of stating a point
"HMFS!!", exclaimed Edger. "The snow is coming down 2 inches every hour!"
by Vomit Club January 22, 2016
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Micheal Jackson's status on facebook: i wish we could send smell through internet

fan comment: HMF ?:/
by ales friend from facebbok July 11, 2009
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