HFB is "Hike, Food, Beer." A staple of those in the Pacific Northwest. Its trajectory is comparable to the GTL of those on the Jersey Shore. It begins on a weekend, with a long debate about which trail to hike. This takes hours depending on various factors including discipline, fitness, permission of dogs, parking, electic car charging, concentration of Californians (no more than 6/sq mile) presence of hobos, their horoscopes, among others.

They travel to their destination, but much like fishing typically being a social excuse for day-drinking, this is an excuse to get high. They will indulge heavily in libations, rambling about marginal subjects. These last 2-3 hours, as that's the amount of time it takes for them to run out of weed.

Another talk occurs when choosing where to have eat, but other factors such as allergens, organic/GMO status, and meat sourcing are also considered. They engage in reverse camping when seated, but otherwisel follow a standard timeline.

The last part is to go to a local brewery. By this point, it is later and all bets are off when it comes to holding back. Also, their weed has largely worn-off, thus paving the way for more drinking. Being cross-faded is typically not enjoyed. The drinking continues until one has an allergic reaction to gluten-free beer, though this is just a somatic manifestation of that person's crippling social anxiety, for which he or she mitigates by maintaining a high-level of marijuana intoxication.

an abbrievation, Happy Fucking Birthday, used in situations involving bad, crappy birthdays.

Hot from behind. A way of describing people.

Hot from behind, a woman that looks good from behind but not always on further inspection.

Holy Fucking Blin.

HFB is a term which Russians use when they communicate in English. Its English combined with a Russian word because most of them don't speak English very well. It's like holy fucking shit but then like a Russian version.