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Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy
Om My gawd, Look at that sexy Håvard over there!
by GermanLatex.com December 06, 2018
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
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How many Havard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, he holds it and the world revolves around him.
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Probably the worst in valorant even though he thinks hes good
I am the best player in the game my name is "Håvard"
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vard is a name from Norway. People named Håvard is often refererd to as ‘’The Håvard’’. This comes from an old folk tale. There was once upon a time created 1 million Håvards in a hidden laboratory. These Håvards were geneticly enhanced with superhuman strenght and intelligence. They often hide their high intelligence with jokes and humor. If you have found a Håvard you are very lucky. They are deeply caring people and are known for being very wise.
No one can beat The Håvard.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of The Håvard?
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by Batman2088 April 15, 2020
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Have you heard of the school havard?

yeah man, it’s better than harvard
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When you fall asleep while gaming with the boys
Person 1: where we droppin’ boys?
Person 2: hmm not sure
Person 3: *snoring*
Person 2: I think person 1 took a Håvard
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