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The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street.
Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping.
Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't.
The reason we eat so much.
Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping.
Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't.
The reason we eat so much.
by a4m0nkey February 02, 2015
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A holy temple to those who do not have a serious job and are not attending college. A gym usually has free weights, weight machines, benches, and a track or track machines for cardio workouts.
To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.
To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.
by The Sub March 10, 2005
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A place a lot of ppl some consider visiting. But then again a lot of ppl don't make improvements there because either they're too lazy or they're too busy looking at girls/guys.
guy 1: Shit I've been pumping iron at the gym for 4 months and nothing's happening.
guy 2: You dumbass you can't walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.
guy 2: You dumbass you can't walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.
by performance enhancing drugs November 12, 2006
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A place where you go to do exercises and work out,
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
by Harry69 February 19, 2011
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A group of 3 or more Douchebags
I saw a Gym of Douchebags down at the car wash. There must've been thirteen of them hanging around, tilting their hats and checking out each others spray tans. They were easily identifiable, you could hear their unmistakable call 'SUP BRO!?
by Wyrmshadow June 22, 2011