Girls named Mary Gwyneth are often pretty inside and out. Can be a little crazy but definitely a good friend. Can love you with all your heart and would give you everything for love. Mary Gwyneth's often have tough exteriors but they are real softies, especially with cats. They can cook really well because they love to eat. May have some great talent in music and have some good fashion sense. They can be a great listener too because they know too much about psychology or how the human mind works and it's a bit scary sometimes. They are empathetic. Never hurt one of them because they can show you villains worse than Disney's, Marvel's and DC's.
by adrestar June 09, 2021
A marijuana cigarette rolled so tightly, usually by someone one your "behalf," you'll barely get a hit off it; a joint so thin and white it resembles Paltrow's actual body as well as the type of joint a skinny white chick would smoke so as to maintain her dainty, "holistic" lifestyle as opposed to getting seriously baked.
by Solanas69 January 30, 2019
Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
by Mr. Birdy March 23, 2011
by havalaf October 06, 2009
Fucking Asian baby gal who likes to pretend like she is the nicest person in the entire universe. She hides her true self within. Easily beaten the crap out of her.
You are very Gwyneth
by Winter the wind blows July 14, 2021
The most amazing, beautiful, kind person to ever exist. She is super smart and has a great sense of humor!
Person 1: * struggling with school work*
Gwyneth Moreno: It’s okay, take a deep breath. This is how you solve the question.
Person 1: thanks so much, you’re the best!
Gwyneth Moreno: It’s okay, take a deep breath. This is how you solve the question.
Person 1: thanks so much, you’re the best!
by Queensss December 29, 2020

