I can't believe it, I did 2.6 million kick-ups with that flat rugby ball, however it was Gwagg.

I ran the 100 metres in 6.7 seconds, but it was Gwagg.

Gwaggin' hell! I just got 7 hole in ones in one round of golf, but as per usual its twattin' Gwagg!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you