A big sexy Russian that is on steroids that will steal your bitches and fuck you up if you look at him wrong but is also the nicest person you'll meet

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A gvidas is a man who is generally quite handsome but actually when you see his toes you will be frightened away. They are so long that if you tried to suck them they'd probably come out of your bum hole. Often says lame words like 'Yumsters' which makes everyone laugh but at least he will love you more than anyone else will.