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An exclusive Harlem speakeasy offering combat-style, man-on-man punishment sex that turns burly mountain men into giggly school girls.
Hello boys. Welcome to Guytown. We've been expecting you.
by Guy4Ever December 28, 2016
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An environment/place dominated by men and a sinking feeling that something really bad is about to happen.
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by heyguy June 01, 2009
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The Big Mouth motel owned by Guy Bilzerian featuring lonely guys who horribly sing about the terrible living conditions they’re in. Two Fleshlights can also be seen.
I’m heading over to Guy Town to take a swim in the penis worm infected pool.
by HunterCivilianPlays February 20, 2019
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